Raksha Bandhan · 2026
Roast your sibling.
…then make them cry.
The most personal Rakhi gift you can send. Give us a few embarrassing facts — we'll turn them into a personalised roast, performed aloud in Hinglish, with its own diss-track and cover art.
Listen to real roasts below. Pay ₹151, and yours is made in a minute.
Real roasts, freshly baked 🔥
Every one below was generated by the same engine. Tap to play.
Elder brother → younger sister
The Walking ATM vs The Mall Raider
“Tune ek kurti bolke poora mall khareed liya, Jhanvi!”
😂 Savage · Hinglish · Gemini · Charon · 0:31
Jhanvi, my personal financial disaster! Tune kaha 'bhai, bas ek kurti le rahi hoon' aur mere card pe char shopping bags ka attack ho gaya. Aath baar call karegi ki kaunsi earrings pehnoo, and you still pick the first pair anyway! Aur phir raat ko 11 baje Mummy se meri khane pe lecture karwaya? Pure drama queen. But honestly, Jhanvi... jab main apna exam date bhool gaya tha, that good-luck note on my desk showed your real heart. Happy Rakhi, my favourite budget leak. Paisa chahiye toh ab dhang se baat kar!
Four steps to sibling justice
Pick your victim
Brother, sister, twin, cousin-sibling, the NRI one — we know every dynamic.
Give us ammunition
A few facts, an inside joke, and one thing you secretly love about them.
Choose the heat
Cute to Nuclear. Hindi, English or Hinglish. Pick your narrator.
Send the gift
Voice, song and artwork — one tap to WhatsApp. They will not recover.
Choose the violence
Pick your narrator
“Jokes apart… you're still the idiot I'd choose as my sibling, every single time.”
Start your roast 🪢